Minor Perjury

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Minor Perjury inspiration Owens v. Echard actual court transcript:
Arena: As of October 17, 2023 when you received this test result you had reason
to believe you were not pregnant right?
Owens: Um yes, after doing some research, yes.
Arena: Okay but then you proceeded to lie under oath at hearings before this court on October 24th, October 25th, and November 2nd correct?
Owens: That's not correct, no.
Arena: Instead of telling the truth you tampered with this hCG test to increase the level and offered that as support for a pregnancy.
Owens: To a content creator not to the court.
Arena: You also testified on November 2nd unequivocally that your OBGYN were Dr.
Makhoul and Dr. Higley right?
Owens: Right.
Arena: In fact you went so far as to state that your main OBGYN is the perinatologist Dr Makhoul, right?
Owens: Correct
Arena: You further testified on November 2nd that you had last seen Dr Higley on last Friday right?
Owens: Right.
Arena: You lied to the court when you made these statements, right?
Owens: I had the appointment scheduled
Arena: This is a yes or no question, I need you to answer the question.
Owens:(Overtalking)...which you guys have, I know but they… it needs to be
answered correctly. It needs to be answered I had an appointment scheduled with him that I did not attend but I did have an appointment scheduled
Arena: You said you were seen by a doctor but that's not the same as having an
appointment scheduled, correct?
Owens: Correct.
Arena: So we would agree that you were dishonest and you said you were physically seen by Dr Higley the Friday before the November 2nd.
Owens: Correct that's a very minor thing.
Woodnick to gallery: STOP.
Owens: Yeah, really. yeah never I mean if this is I, I I'm not comfortable if this if the JFC crew is going to be having reactions honestly.
Judge Mata: Okay I'm going to ..